The Shakespeare Conference: SHK 11.1198  Friday, 9 June 2000.

From:           Sam Small <
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Date:           Thursday, 08 Jun 2000 20:16:23 +0100
Subject: 11.1187 Mr Spanky-Bottom Shakespeare
Comment:        Re: SHK 11.1187 Mr Spanky-Bottom Shakespeare

> Those of you who like to know about this kind of thing will probably
> like to know that a star attraction at London's recent S+M Pervfest was
> 'Mr Spanky-Bottom Shakespeare'.
>
> Unfortunately I couldn't attend his act, being tied up elsewhere at the
> time, but I am reliably informed that it consists of him reciting
> speeches from Othello while spanking the bottom of his assistant in
> iambic rhythm.
>
> Yours strictly,
> Jonathan Hope

Oh dear - and I missed it?  Jonathan, you let me down.  But tell me, did
the iambic rhythms of Mr Spanky-Bottom have feminine of masculine
endings?

SAM SMALL