The Shakespeare Conference: SHK 14.1154 Tuesday, 10 June 2003
Date: Tuesday, 10 Jun 2003 01:51:34 -0400
Subject: Pop Culture: A Shrewish Wedding on As The World Turns 6/6/03
Rosanna Cabot and Craig Montgomery come before a minister with his
daughter for her bridesmaid and the daughter's boyfriend (not Craig's
favorite) for best man.
Craig: Love the dress.
Rosanna: Just thought you should know what you're in for.
Minister: Dearly beloved...
Rosanna: I, Rosanna, put you, my darling Craig, on notice. I am no
blushing bride. I am no easy mark. I am on to you. And, if you ever try
to pull anything again, ever, this will be your last wedding before your
funeral. It's the groom's turn now, Reverend.
Minister: Yes, of course. Do you, Craig...
Craig: Absolutely. I will keep my promise to take you on the ride
of your life. I will keep you guessing and try your patience and I will
test your limits...
Minister: This is highly irregular...
Rosanna: I know. My darling always lies. This time he's telling the
Craig: I promise you a bumpy ride full of chaos, c(couldn't catch
it).... what's some other terrible thing that starts with C...
Boyfriend/Best Man: Craig.
Craig: You better believe it. Rosanna, I give you all of me, the
good, the bad, the still pretty, because I love you. All right, padre,
do your worst.
Minister: If you expect me to give my blessing...
Rosanna: Oh for god's sake! I now pronounce us Rosanna and Craig.
Craig: I dare you to stay with me til death do us part!
Rosanna: You're on, Montgomery!
Craig: Kiss me, Cabot!
And he sweeps her into his arms.
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